thought this was funny enough to share

i checked my school email account today and had an email from this guy named Jon H*** (i feel i should respect his privacy) with the subject line as "Last Friday." of course...i assumed it was some ridiculous junk mail, but my browser makes me preview it before deleting it, so i got a peek at the message and here's what it said:

"I apologize in advance to those of you whom this letter was not intended for. Last Friday night I meet someone very cute out at the bars named Hailey (or one of it's variant spellings), and I've been kicking myself for not exchanging numbers with her. Considering the small number of girls who go by that name under the WSU student directory, I felt that sending my number to all of you wasn't too absurd. I was wearing pin striped dress pants with a blue button up shirt, and I have brown hair. If you remember me and would ever like to go out for food or meet up at the bars again, you should give me a call.

Jon H***
(507) ***-****"

its sort of one of those things that i think...whoa desperate. then i think, its a little sweet of jon. then i laugh at him. i can't make up my mind. and no...it was not me he was looking for. i was in the comfort of barb and tom's house on friday night listening to them and multiple friends play bridge from my couch in the basement. anywho...i looked him up on facebook and his picture is not very helpful. he's submerged underwater holding his breath. lol. you know...i hope he finds his hailey. or hayley. or haley. ha.